Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Hangover Soup


Falling back to sleep isn’t easy when every time you close your eyes, you’re met by the image of Astrid in a naughty nurse’s costume. But soon enough, my eyes became too heavy to handle. As the room softened into the quiet of sleep, I heard someone knocking at the door.

A part of me hoped it was Astrid with her trench coat while the rest of me just wanted sleep. “Go away,” I groaned.

The door opened anyways and someone clomped through the living room.

“Florence?” I sat straight up in bed. Was that my dream coming true? Was that Astrid?

The bedroom door creaked open and Astrid peaked in, “Hey,” she said. Sadly, she was fully clothed without a trench coat.

“Hi…”

“Tedd couldn’t come over so I’m filling in. He made his Hangover Soup for you, though,” she held up a shady looking liquid in a clear container. “Are you hungry?”

I nodded and crawled out of bed. Following her, I had the awkward realization that I had forgotten pants. I crept back into the room and tried to make myself half way presentable – this time pants were included. 
“Sorry the soup is… well let’s just say Tedd doesn’t cook for good reasons. But he always insists his Hangover Soup is the perfect remedy. I personally believe he’s still drunk when he eats this…well I don’t know what to call it. It certainly isn’t soup. But I’ll suffer through the concoction with you. Besides, I’m sure Renolds doesn’t have anything better to eat.”

“This is true,” I took a spoonful of the soup and gagged at the smell of it. “No thank you…”

“Oh… I forgot how horrid this really is… Okay, we’re going out.”
“Out to where?”

“Out to dinner, of course. Come on, go shower, put on some clothes and let’s go.”

I couldn’t argue with her on that. So I took a shower, and threw on a pair of Renolds’ jeans and a plain black shirt. I found Astrid vacuuming when I walked back into the living room.

“This room is repulsive. How the hell do you stay here?”

“We’re generally only here when we’re drunk or hung-over so it’s been fairly easy.”

“You poor thing. I’m sure you were a lovely lady until Renolds came along. I bet you went to church every week and never drank. You were probably a virgin too. I’m so sorry…”

“I know… I was a terrible bore before Renolds threw me into her chaotic mess.”

Astrid snorted and hooked her arm through mine. “So where are we going?” I asked.
“You’ll see! As you were making yourself presentable, I was scheming. Renolds has had all these nights to show you around but it’s my turn now! I’m sure you haven’t seen anything other than the clubs this town has. I’ll show you everything else.”

“Well thank you. It’d be nice to not be intoxicated for a night.”
“Oh, I never said there wouldn’t be any alcohol!” She grinned, pulling out a flask from her jacket. “Renolds and I do have a few things in common.”

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Restless Sleep


She handed the warm cup of coffee to me like it was soul saving communion. Two sips into the wondrous world of coffee, the mug slipped out of my hand and shattered on the hardwood floors. Coffee sprayed everywhere, disintegrating into the mess it fell on.

“I give up,” I frowned. Renolds took me by the arm and led me into her room.

“Go to sleep. Enjoy a bed for a change. I’ll send Tedd over to watch you while I’m at work but you can sleep as long as you need.”

“Okay…” settling down on the bed, my mind began to race. “Renolds…”

“Yeah?”
“Last night… I don’t exactly remember it but… can we still forget it?”

“Of course. Now go to bed, Flo.”
I didn’t even notice her turn out the lights before I tumbled into a restless sleep.

***
Tap. Tap.

Groaning, I rolled over and opened my eyes.
Tap. Tap. Tap.

Somehow, I lugged my heavy body out of bed and dragged my feet towards the window. Three stories down, clad in a trench coat, was Astrid. I gave her an odd look and waved her up.

I slipped on halfway decent clothes and tried to settle my bed head. When I looked up, I found Astrid standing in front of me.

“I was told you had a major hangover and needed someone to check up on you,” a malevolent grin scaled its way up Astrid’s cheeks.

“Well…”

“No worries. Nurse Astrid is here,” she let the trench coat fall to the floor, showing off her incredibly revealing nurse’s costume.

“Uh…”
“Get back into bed! I’ll take care of you,” there was no arguing with that.

Settled back into my spot, I watched Astrid crawl up next to me and grin in a way that hid none of her inappropriate intentions.

“Hi…” I sighed as she met me nose to nose.

“Hello,” her lips fell to meet mine. There were no words, no questions. There was only her breathing next to mine and the sound of two heels knocking on the floor. But when I opened my eyes, I found myself alone in the silence of Renolds’ room.